I am a Fool.

I am a Fool.

I am a Fool.



OK OK COOL.

I Agree You Are Fool
Control Yourself. :-)

GOOD OLD DAYS

When I Was A Child,
My Mom Would Send Me
Down To D Corner Store With A 10.Rs &
I'd Come Back With 5Kgs Of Potatoes,
2 Loaves Of Bread,
3 Packs Of Milk,
A Pack Of Cheese,
A Packet Of Tea,
& Half Dozen Eggs.

You Can't Do That Now.
Too Many Damn

SECURITY CAMERAS. :-)

I Have A BLACK BELT In KARATE...

It Doesn't Mean...

I Am Good At It...

Just

I Never Wash It...

Did You Know ???

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"

Is Actually ...


The Fear of Long Words. :-)

Little Red Riding Hood Didn't Listen To Her Mother...

Snow White Lived With Seven Men...

Pinocchio Was A Liar.

Robin Hood Was A Thief.

Tarzan Walked Without Clothes On...

These Are The Stories Our Parents Raised Us With,
And Then They Complain Our Generation's Messed Up. :-)

I Love To Whisper In A Woman's Ear...

Not Because...


I Am ROMANTIC

But Because

I Don't Want Other People To Hear Me LYING. :-)

• 
  History
  Tells A
  Story...
  
  That's Why
  
  .
  .
  .
  
  You Must Always
  Clear It
  
  Before
  
  Your Elder Use The Computer.
  
  A Little Advice. :-)

To Be Great
Is To Be Misunderstood...
And
I m Always Misunderstood
Therefore
I m Great... :-)

If At First You

Don't Succeed,

Failure May Be Your

Style... :-)

SILENCE
Is The best Answer for All Questions.

SMILE
Is The Best Reaction in all Situations.

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW... :-)

Zindagi ki Har FIZAON men Yaad Rakhna

Dil se jo nikle un SADAON men Yaad Rakhna

Ye Tohfa bohat hey MERE liye

Khaloos-e-dil se "DUAON" Main Yaad Rakhna.

Happy Birthday To You

May ALLAH Give You Lots of Such Joys & happy moments.
May U live long & live happy.
May Worries, Thoughts, Angers & Bad Lucks Remain Away from You.
I Wish You Good Luck.
A nice & lovely life 2 come.
Bright & joyful future & all the goods
That U can ever Wish or think off.
I wish, May Your Dreams come true & all sad thoughts off.
AMEEN.

• Wo Dil ki Lagi ko Ek Adaa Samjne Lage
  
  Do pal Roth ke Guzre to Jafa Samjne Lage
  
  Wo Kya Jane ke Mai Kitna Roya un ke Baghair
  
  Wo Baghair Soche Samjhe Mujhe Bewafa Samjne Lage.

• 
  Hi,
  Mera Visa Lag Gaya Hai. 3 Saal Ka.
  I'm Going Canada for 3 Years,
  Apni Duaon Main Yaad Rakhna,
  Raabta Rahega.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Kal Raah Ye Khuab Aaya Tha. :-)

Just a Friendly Reminder:


Relationships are Precious,

Do Not Hurt Them by Fooling

and Lying on First April.

Thank

Best Regards
Wasiq Ansari

Aaj Agar Aap Ko Koi Kahe k Aap

"KHUBSOORAT"
"SMART" or
"GENIOUS"

Ho

To Rakh k Moun pe Thappar Maar Dena


Or Kehna


Bad Tameez!
"MUSLIMAAN"

APRIL FOOL Nahi Manaty. :-)

Pathan: Yaar Tumhain Airhostess ne Thapar Q Mara?

Sardar: Yaar maine Pocha Pishab Karne ki Jaga Kahan hai?

Wo boli Peechay.

Maine kaha Pehly to Aagay Hua Karti Thi.

Larka Achanak Larki ko Dekh Ker Kehta hai:

Lafz Tere, Geet Mere,

Ghazal Koi Sunaon kya?





Larki: Haath Mere, Gaal Tere,



Kaan K Neechy Bajaun kya? :-)

A Single Candle can Illuminate an Entire Room.

A True Friend Lights Up an Entire Lifetime.

Thanks for the bright Lights of Your Friendship.